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Aug 25, 2008
Unmasking a felon
by: Anonymous

Hi, I am Benji the dog. It is my duty to the common good to expose the character behind this seemingly innocuous parrot chat about his being-so-nice, three girls and his malicious slander about my suppossed ewok looks.
He is a late comer to our household (by our household I mean the house where I live with MY three girls, who love ME)and has taken too many liberties. Not everybody is crazy about him.
But there's a lot more he has not told about his personality which I will hereby disclose.
First, he is a thief. Not that he needs to steal anything at all, he is just inclined to be bad.
I have witnessed when food is offered to him right at the dinning table, he rejects or ignores it and right away steals the very same thing from the other side of the dish. Stolen food must taste better. He steals jewelry too. A few months ago Ingrid brought her boyfriend home and this horrible bird stole his neck chain while he was shaving.
Tito, Mom will never marry you. Mammals don't marry birds (why should we? you have bird brains)A human might marry a dog (man's best friend), we are almost the same, but birds should marry birds (or flying insects, again, almost the same).
And talking about mammals, Mom and I are discussing the possibility of adopting a cat. Cats love birds, every cat I know is a devoted bird watcher. How would you like that Tito? If you disagree, it is OK, but I need to discuss the subject in depth, come on and fly down to the floor for once, just a few minutes will sufice. Leave your perch and the refrigerator top and come down just once. I am waiting impatiently.
Love, Benji the dog

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