Yoda Returns

by charlene
(lilburn,georgia,usa)

You are once again hearing from the musky smelling, handsome feather follicle challanged Yoda. Just when I thought that I had it made with this good looking Indonesian Umbrella cockatoo chick, Marilyn, in her six foot cage and toys I realized that I shouldn't have put all my eggs in one basket.O.K. I didn't have any eggs either. But those humans really bursted my bubble. They brought in a companion for Marilyn; she already had me.

I was the most devoted protector that that fancy bird will ever have. They brought in this dude that looked just like her, only he was skinnnnnnnyyyyyy! He did have a cool pad with toys. I hear that she's already introduced herself, gets on his cage, and he gets on hers! She certainly took no time getting over me. Now I'm interested in striking up a friendship with another amazon. I'm really lowering my standards , because this one's not even a Red Lored like me , but a Double yellow headed named Buddy. Oh , it's o.k. if Buddy turns out to be a male, for I've temporarily sworn of female birds. No, I am just looking for a friend now.

Should have figured out that Marilyn dame wasn't in my league. I think there used to be an old song with a line...."Get an ugly girl to marry you." Opposites attract, but don't always stay together. I'm sure my humans will look for a friend for me and Buddy. It takes time to meet the right one. Guys, don't get all goofy over the first pretty dame that is kind to you. They'll leave you in a minute if they find their "dreamboat".

I really shouldn't bee too harsd on Marilyn, she was one sweet chick! Meanwhile, Buddy and I are going to hang out, do some male bonding and share our girl bird woes together.